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The Rise of the Weak Little Princess (Part 1) "Detection of a suitable host, detection of a suitable host, due to unconsciousness, now entering autonomous binding mode... Initiating... Ding... System binding, 10%....40%....85%....100% binding complete. Congratulations Host, you are the 250th host of Wenpei Fuliji. I am your personal assistant." Zhou Min, lying on the ground, felt a dizziness in her head. She shook her head and heard a cheerful voice chattering beside her ears. "250! What the heck, Zhou Min sat up, supporting her head with one hand, completely baffled. She clearly remembered just going out to pick up yesterday's ordered cake, so how could this have happened…" Oh, I remember, the car accident. I remember when I was taking the cake home, a sudden Audi rushed out from the corner, so... it's dead?! Zhou Min hurriedly checked her discomfort and limbs, finding that everything was still the same. Just as Zhou Min was at a loss, a noisy sound rang out again. "Hello, my new owner number 250, I am your personal small AI assistant..." "250! You're the one who's 250, your whole family is 250..." Zhou Min was so angry that she glared at the surrounding gray air and shouted angrily. But as soon as she finished speaking, she was stunned. Where was this place? He stood up, cautiously surveying his surroundings with increasing confusion. Even after being hit by a car, he should have been sent home by neighbors—it was just a small street near his house; it was impossible for him to be missed. Or at the very least, he should have been taken to the hospital by a suddenly kind and remorseful driver. What in the world was this place? Who was the one who just spoke? There's nobody here, it's so empty. Could it be... that I've gone to the underworld?! Did I really die?! Zhou Min was driven to the edge of insanity by her own chaotic thoughts. She couldn't help but think about the voice she had just heard, wondering if he knew something. With a cautious tone, she asked, "Who are you? Where is this?" "250, you finally let me speak and ask me questions... Oh yeah..." Zhou Min's temples throbbed when she heard this, she really wanted to bite someone, but she told herself that it was best to be patient in a strange environment and not act rashly. But that thing happily singing its tune of 250, better hope it doesn't get found, otherwise, she would definitely tear it apart, this idiot, he was truly drunk. Zhou Min smiled very reluctantly. "So, where is this? And what's going on with me? Am I dead?" "Logically speaking, you're dead, but you're not quite..." Zhou Min clenched her fist and tried hard to tell herself, "This person is an idiot. Don't argue with it, don't get angry, just bear it!" Through gritted teeth, he continued to chuckle wryly. "That's just as meaningless! Strip it all down - the nouns, adjectives, adverbs, everything - and tell me the core truth!" Looking at the living thing about to erupt like a volcano, it trembled and immediately answered, "After you are bound by the fast-travel system, you will travel through worlds." "What?! " Zhou Min felt like she was listening to an alien language. She understood each word separately, but when they were combined, it just made her head spin. Anyway, congratulations to 250 for officially starting the game 'Male Lead, How Annoying!' You can enjoy all kinds of drama games. Zhou Min was still dazed and hadn't reacted when she heard that irritating voice again. Her teeth clenched, her jaw! But obviously, this second-rate system doesn't know, and it continues to introduce this nonsensical system with glee: "Every 250 task involves strategizing against the main BOSS in different games, improving your favorability, winning over the 'heart' of the BOSS, and fulfilling your wishes, eliminating resentment, bringing peace to the world!" The male lead... how annoying~~ When Zhou Min heard that jerk say it in that weird, nasally voice, she couldn't help but get goosebumps. She involuntarily thought back to a few weeks ago when she downloaded a certain 18+ game on her computer featuring the same name...It was just male hardcore stuff, really. She was just curious and only glanced at it, truly just one glance! "Every time you defeat a male lead with 250 points, and fulfill their wish, you will receive blessings from them. Once your blessings are full, you will have the chance to be reborn! Isn't that exciting? Aren't you thrilled? Don't you feel like you've gotten a great deal? Are you excited about this system? It's me who found you…" Hearing that fool gloating in the unseen, hearing him utter that infuriating title every time, Zhou Min felt an immense rage welling up inside her, uncontrollable! She just wanted to beat that invisible system to a pulp! "Mission failed…" "This system is very forgiving. There's no shame in failure. They say that even successful people were once failures, so failure isn't something to be punished. You'll just go through 'training, training' and take on a mischievous task again. It's really not scary!" This tone of tricking Little Red Riding Hood, and also, even though Zhou Min couldn't see where that thing was, she laughed based on the source of the voice and said, "Can you explain? What, a devilish task!?" "250, do you want to know? Do you want to know? Do you want to know? Curious? Curious? Curious..." When the voice of debt sounded again, Zhou Min's temples jumped. I can bear it! |