Ning Xiaofan, male, seventeen years old.

A member of a million-strong army, living in the countryside and currently studying at Qingjiang No. 1 High School.

"A bunch of teammates!"

Looking at the five kills emblem on Huang Zhong, the enemy's, Ning Xiao Fan was so angry he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

Dude, who have you messed with recently?

Not only was I abandoned by my friends the other day, but I also went on a seventeen-game losing streak in King of Glory. I'm really having a rough time.

"Ning Xiaofan! You're playing games again, did you finish that Comprehensive Subject test from yesterday?"

Xue Wei Chu Xi walked over and glared angrily at Ning Xiaofan.

This guy, all he does is play games and sleep all day. He has no idea that the college entrance exam is only three months away? With his perpetually last-place grades, getting into even a normal vocational school is a pipe dream.

"I, Chu Xi, you scared me."

Ning Xiaofan quickly shoved his phone into his pocket and smiled, "Hehe, I wrote it, I wrote it."

"Write what? Show me."

Chu Xi wore a face of suspicion. After finding the paper from under the mountain of books on her desk, she discovered it was blank.

"You're lying!" Xiaqi puffed up her cheeks in anger.

"Master Xuewei, you're wronging me."

Ning Xiaofan smiled and said, "Look carefully again, isn't the handsome guy's name written on the test paper..."

Chu Xi glanced at the test paper. Sure enough, in the name column, it was written "Ning Xiaofan" in a messy, crooked way, looking like worms crawling all over it.

"Well, how is it? I wrote some of it. It's not finished yet though, Elder Academy Member. Why don't you take a look at it?" Ning Xiaofan raised his eyebrows confidently.

"You..."

Chu Xi was so angry she could spit fire. Where did this guy get all these twisted arguments?

"Hey hey, I'm saying Chu, the school flower of our class has over thirty people, why are you always staring at me?"

Could it be that you have feelings for me?

Ning Xiaofan looked at Chu Xi with a mischievous grin.

The little person in front of me has a beautiful oval face, moist lips, and slender limbs like willows by the lake.

Even in her school uniform, she couldn't hide the aura that emanated from her, like a fully blossomed lily.

Oh, this girl, she has it all – looks and brains. If she were to put her mind to something else, that would be amazing...

As he was lost in his infinite daydreams, a disdainful voice came over.

"Humph, a toad wants to eat swan!"

Turning his head, a handsome and dashing boy strode over. It was the class monitor Gu Tianyu.

"Ning Xiaofan, with your poverty and insignificance, you probably aren't even worthy of Liu Cui's attention. How dare you dream of Xi?"

Gu Tianyu's eyes held a faint disdain and amusement.

Liu Cui is the fattest child in their class, weighing over one hundred and seventy pounds. Her face is pitted and bumpy, just like the surface of the moon.

Gu Tianyu, you're being too harsh!

Chu Xi was displeased and disliked Gu Tianyu. This kind of person relied on his family background and academic achievements to look down on everyone else.

"Oh, I'm sorry."

Gu Tianyu smiled gentlemanly. "Xi, I shouldn't compare you to a swan, you are so beautiful, you should be a princess."

Chu Xi hadn't spoken yet, but Ning Xiaofan was so disgusted he almost vomited, "Damn it, princess? You might as well say you're a fairy descended from the heavens!"

Gu Tianyu's face darkened, and he cursed Ning Xiaofan's ancestors eighteen generations in his heart. Damn it, you dare to block my way to pick up girls! After school, I'll kill you!

He took a few deep breaths to suppress his anger, then sneered: "Ning Xiaofan, you toad, I advise you to stay away from Xi…"

"What then?" Ning Xiaofan said carelessly.

"Otherwise, I die you!"

"Kill me?"

Ning Xiaofan's eyes instantly turned fierce, "Damn it, I'll kill you first!"

Upon finishing his words, he punched Gu Tianyu in the face. With a sound of "Bang!", the latter was knocked to the ground, his nose gushing blood and clutching it in pain.

The classroom erupted in chaos!

No one expected Ning Xiaofan to dare to lay a hand on Gu Tianyu.

Gu Tianyu's father is the chairman of Shengshi Group, while Ning Xiaofan's father might be digging vegetables somewhere right now!

"Ah! Gu...Gu Tianyu, are you alright?"

Chu Xi's face paled in fright. She was just a schoolgirl and had never seen such a violent scene before.

"Ning Xiaofan! How could you just strike someone without warning? This is a school, not the street. You'll be expelled!" he said angrily.

"On the street? Humph, Gu Da, you should be thankful that I didn't meet you on the street, or I would beat you so badly that even your great-great-grandfather wouldn't recognize you!"

Ning Xiaofan glared fiercely at Gu Tianyu.

This kind of embroidered pillow, I'm not exaggerating, one can take down ten.

"Ning Xiaofan, you bastard, just wait for me, this isn't over..." Gu Tianyu gritted his teeth and crawled up from the ground, trembling with anger.

Okay, one-on-one or a brawl, you call the shots.

Ning Xiaofan smiled disdainfully.

When he was fourteen, he roamed the streets of Qingjiang. When he got into a fight, he went crazy and didn't care about his life. People called him "Crazy Ning." Who in the surrounding ten miles didn't know him?

Although I've been relatively quiet lately, finding twenty or thirty helpers wouldn't be a problem.

He turned to Chu Xi and said, "I'm sorry, Miss Chu. Ning Xiaofan is just a worthless person. You better stay away from me in the future."

After saying that, Nian chuckled coldly and left. The classmates in the class looked at each other in astonishment, Chu Xi was also so angry she could barely breathe.

"Damn it, I told you ages ago to stay away from these trashy lowlifes."

Gu Tianyu, while gritting his teeth in pain, cursed: "Hmph, such a dead poor ghost. I bet after graduation, he'll only be able to eat scraps from the garbage can!"

"That's enough!"

Chu Xi's pretty face turned cold as she stopped him, "Gu Tianyu, we're not that close. Please address me by my full name, thank you!"

"Alas, I..."

Gu Tianyu still wanted to say something, but Chu Xi only gave him a back. His handsome face was twisted with anger, "Grass! Ning Xiaofan, you wait for me!"

……

Skipping class to climb the wall.

This is what Ning Xiaofan has to do every day. He usually only attends half a day of classes, and the other half he goes home to sleep or plays games online.

The head teacher, Liu Rong, had long since given up on him, letting him do whatever he wanted.

Lying on a wooden bed costing 700 yuan per month, Ning Xiaofan took out his phone, ready to play a few more rounds of King of Glory, when a message popped up.

"Ding!"

“Today, there's a big sale! Nine-Winged Demon Dragon Eggs, Nascent Soul Golden Pills, and Hundred Forged Swords are all on offer. Get a free Heaven Soaring Talisman with every purchase of 699 spirit stones, and you may even win the grand prize!”

"?"

Ning Xiaofan rolled her eyes.

He's really fed up with these unscrupulous businesses. For the sake of attracting attention, they dare to shout any slogan, and... why don't you just say "Lingxiao Taobao store"?

With a finger swipe, he tapped in. The homepage banner recommendations shocked him even more.

"Love-Match Talisman of the Moon God, Limited-Time Discount, Only 499 Spirit Stones."

"Under Laozi's furnace, the Huangji Grand Derivation Pill, exclusively represented by our store."

"The latest masterpiece by the Fairy of Cold Pond, , will be auctioned in seven days."

"The Giant God Opens a Boxing Ring..."

Ning Xiaofan scoffed, "This shopkeeper is delusional! He's making such a big deal out of nothing. An ordinary person would think the Moon Goddess Chang'e has opened a shop on Taobao!"

Suddenly, his eyes widened. It turned out that the new inn had a chance to win three free prizes.

Below the homepage banner, there is a glittering big wheel, surrounded by all sorts of goods.

"Give it a try, it doesn't cost anything anyway."

Ning Xiao Fan pressed the center button, and the long pointer started to rotate.

Hiss and roar!

The needle spun rapidly, finally coming to a halt on a black, ominous talisman.

Congratulations, you have obtained the rare item 【Dào Tiān Fú】, which has been stored in your Bag of Treasures. You can extract and use it.

"Pilfered Heavenly Talisman? What the heck is that?"

Ning Xiaofan was dumbfounded. After searching for a long time, he discovered that Taobao had added a new feature: Baobaoning (Treasure Pouch).

"Wow, I didn't know this feature existed before..."

Ning XiaoFan paused for a moment, then opened his Baobao Bag. Inside, there were 100 empty slots.

In the first grid, lay a black talisman quietly.

Heavenly Stealer's Talisman:

Rare and valuable treasure, capable of taking anything in the world for itself. It can control everything, tangible or intangible, real or unreal... There's nothing it can't steal, except for what you can't imagine.

(Warm reminder: Due to the limitations of planar laws, only things on Earth can be stolen.)

After reading the text introduction, Ning Xiaofan casually clicked the "Extract" button.

"Wow!"

With a flash of white, a black and ominous talisman materialized out of thin air, floating down into his hand.

"... ..."

"Ahhh! Ghosts! It's haunted!!"